Scenes of Carnage and Chaos at the Mall, In Order

10. Paul Blart Mall Cop

9. Terminator 2

8. Low Down Dirty Shame

7. Observe and Report

6. Chopping Mall

5. Commando

4. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

3. Dawn of the Dead

2. Police Story

1. The Blues Brothers

John Murray is an actor living in New York and a co-host of Splitsider’s Low Standards.