There is not place where magic doesn’t happen when Stephen Colbert partners with Jack White for his new summer jam. But like most songs, it seems to exist almost solely as an excuse for a fabulous photo shoot montage, during which Stephen goes all Dark Shadows with his look. It’s very reminicent of Buddha Stalin, or myself in the sixth grade. Colbert eventually manages to debut his single “Charlene II (I’m Over You)” with the Black Belles, and it’s as thumping and dour as anything The Dead Weather ever churned out. Jack White, you have been made redundant. Please leave your pork pie hat with security.