This past weekend, “reports” surfaced that, after storming out of the house earlier in the week, Vinnie Guadagnino had done the unthinkable and actually quit Jersey Shore. While it remains to be seen whether Vinnie will permanently leave behind the rigged-to-win slot machine that is the Shore (odds: zero), for the time being, Vinnie — the hinge member of MVP, Paulie’s “dude,” and Snooki’s soul mate — is nowhere near Seaside Heights. How exactly are his roommates coping with his absence? Same amount of GTL, but, we’re guessing, more tears.
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