Splitsider’s Perfect World Emmy Nominations

We saw the real Emmy nominations this morning, which included nods for many wonderful people but also notable absences from plenty of very deserving folks as well. So we decided to make up our own list of nominations. And hell, we added a few categories as well, since we gave ourselves all this power. Might as well! Consider these the real, official nominations unless we tell you otherwise, OK?

Outstanding Comedy Series

  • 30 Rock
  • Community
  • The Office
  • Louie
  • Modern Family
  • Parks & Recreation
  • It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series

  • Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
  • Louis C.K, Louie
  • Steve Carell, The Office
  • H. Jon Benjamin, Bob’s Burgers
  • Charlie Day, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

  • Danny McBride, Eastbound and Down

    Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series

  • Tina Fey, 30 Rock
  • Lisa Kudrow, Web Therapy (we’re assuming)
  • Melissa McCarthy, Mike & Molly
  • Kaitlin Olson, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
  • Amy Poehler, Parks & Recreation
  • Martha Plimpton, Raising Hope
  • Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series

  • Nick Offerman, Parks and Recreation
  • Nick Offerman, Parks and Recreation
  • Nick Offerman, Parks and Recreation
  • Nick Offerman, Parks and Recreation
  • Ty Burrell, Modern Family
  • Nick Offerman, Parks and Recreation
  • Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series

  • Gillian Jacobs, Community
  • Alison Brie, Community
  • Julie Bowen, Modern Family
  • Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
  • Kristen Wiig, SNL
  • Jane Krakowski, 30 Rock
  • Best “Let’s Get Real” Moment in A Comedy Series

  • Steve Carell Says Goodbye, The Office
  • Louis CK Follows a Bully Home, Louie
  • Leslie Surprises Ron with a Solo Birthday Steak and Scotch, Parks & Recreation
  • Abed’s Cougar Town Speech, Community
  • Marshall’s Father Dies, How I Met Your Mother
  • Best Episode of Community Award to Prevent Ulcers in Dan Harmon

  • “Cooperative Calligraphy”
  • “Critical Film Studies”
  • “The Psychology of Letting Go”
  • “Advanced Dungeons & Dragons”
  • “Paradigms of Human Memory”
  • “A Fistful of Paintballs”
  • Outstanding Child Actor in A Comedy Series

  • Rico Rodriquez as Manny, Modern Family
  • Hadley Delany as Lilly, Louie
  • Baylet Crecut and Rylie Crecut as Hope, Raising Hope
  • Unnamed Tiny Baby as Ben Bennett, Community
  • Michael Benjamin Washington as Donald Jordan, 30 Rock
  • Most Endearing Simpleton in A Comedy Series

  • Steve Little as Stevie Janowski, Eastbound and Down
  • Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  • Brian Baumgartner as Kevin Malone, The Office
  • Jack McBrayer as Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock
  • Heather Morris as Brittany Pierce, Glee
  • Best Animal in A Comedy Series

  • Li’l Sebastian, Parks and Recreation
  • Annie’s Boobs, Community
  • Tracy’s Snake, 30 Rock
  • Cece (Jim and Pam’s Baby), The Office
  • Kitten Mitten feline model, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  • Splitsider’s Perfect World Emmy Nominations