CollegeHumor writer/actor and resident Splitsider parody porn expert Sarah Schneider has been hired as a writer for the upcoming season of SNL. She was a guest writer for the last five episodes of last season, helping pen sketches such as this one and this one. Sarah’s one of the original writer/performers at CollegeHumor, having been there for over six years. She’s also, full disclosure, my girlfriend. Hello, dear!