There was a prophesy made long, a legend about the coming of an Arrested Development movie that would redeem us all. Every so often, a prophet by the name of Jason Bateman must emerge from his shabby chic hermit’s cove to breath new life into his people’s faith. “Nothing would make me happier,” Bateman said last night on Conan. “Unfortunately, I have no update of any sort of substance. As soon as we make the bosses’ deal, the genius Mitch Hurwitz, when he gets what he’s asking for, we will work.” The film will arrive when the time is right. I mean, was it two years too late when Jesus showed up? I have no idea. Hopefully God checked with the studio audience first.
