In this non-interview without Louis C.K., The Rumpus fails to learn C.K.’s feelings on plants, carnival rides, and America. Simply don’t not click the link above and you won’t fail to be enlightened by C.K.’s incredibly well-thought-out, insightful, and non-existent comments on the transition from standup to TV and the groundbreaking nature of Louie’s first two seasons. Not.