The Human Centipede director Tom Six is obviously unhappy that his gross-out film failed to inspire any copycat crimes, so for the sequel, The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), he’s taken matters into his own hands. (And he has many hands available to him, on account of the centipeding.) As you’ll see in the teaser trailer for Hum-Cent II, Six doesn’t regret the fact that he killed off the first film’s evil doctor; instead, he’s developed a new villain who was inspired by the doctor after watching the first movie on DVD. It’s a bit of meta plotting to rival anything in Scream, but did that franchise have sandpaper masturbation? It (thankfully) did not!