Noooooooooo! According to The Huffington Post, apparently The Onion may relocate to Chicago as soon as next summer. Onion staffers confirm that an announcement was made this week indicating that the newspaper’s print and online editorial operation is headed to the Windy City. “There’s no indication of what’s going to happen next,” Features Editor Joe Garden explained. “I don’t think the writers have come to a consensus. Everybody is a little bit blindsided, and there are those who are determined to stay in New York.” The staff allegedly found out about the move on Tuesday, and have most likely spent the last 48 hours curled in a hyperventilating ball.