How did everyone like the Emmys? Well forget about them because it’s premiere week and there are tons and tons of great shows premiering.
On Monday we have the return of How I Met Your Mother and Two and a Half Men alongside the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen. Followed on Tuesday by brand new Workaholics, Tosh.0, Raising Hope, and the premiere of The New Girl. Then prepare to buckle yourself in because Wednesday and Thursday are real doozies. We have the return of Modern Family and Amy Poehler on The Tonight Show followed by the season premieres of Community, Parks and Rec, and The Office the next day. Then finish up with a brand new SNL on Saturday and a new Jeff Dunham special on Sunday. Wait really? You know what, maybe just watch Fox’s animation domination premieres instead.
Check out the rest of the listings below and have a great week! Thanks and enjoy!
Monday, September 19th
NBC
11:35 PM The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (Natasha Leggero) [New]
CBS
8:00 – 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother [Two Episode Season Premiere]
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men [Season Premiere]
9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls [Series Premiere]
11:35 PM Late Show with David Letterman (Ted Danson) [New]
12:37 AM Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson [New]
ABC
12:00 AM Jimmy Kimmel Live [New]
Comedy Central
10:00 PM – 11:30PM The Roast of Charlie Sheen [New Roast Special]
TBS
11:00 PM Conan (Tig Notaro) [New]
G4
7:00 PM Attack of The Show (Jim Norton) [New]
MTV
10:30 PM Death Valley [New]
Showtime
10:00 PM Weeds [New]
10:30 PM The Big C [New]
Tuesday, September 20th
TBS
11:00 PM Conan [New]
CBS
11:35 PM Late Show with David Letterman (Jonah Hill) [New]
12:37 AM Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson [New]
NBC
10:00 PM Parenthood [New]
11:35 PM Tonight Show with Jay Leno (Whitney Cummings) [New]
12:37 AM Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (Dana Carvey) [New]
Comedy Central
10:00 PM Tosh.0 [New]
10:30 Workaholics [Season Premiere]
11:00 PM The Daily Show with Jon Stewart [New]
11:30 PM The Colbert Report [New]
MTV
11:30 PM Awkward [New]
FOX
9:00 PM The New Girl [Series Premiere]
9:31 PM Raising Hope [Season Premiere]
Bravo
9:00 PM Kathy Griffin: Pants Off [New Hour Long Stand Up Special]
ABC
12:00 AM Jimmy Kimmel Live [New]
Wednesday, September 21st
CBS
12:35 AM Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (James Spader) [New]
Comedy Central
11:00 PM The Daily Show with Jon Stewart [New]
11:30 PM The Colbert Report [New]
TBS
11:00 PM Conan (Jim Parsons and Chris Pratt) [New]
NBC
8:00 PM Up All Night [New]
8:30 PM Free Agents [New]
10:00 PM Harry’s Law [New]
11:30 PM Tonight Show with Jay Leno (Amy Poehler) [New]
12:37 AM Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (Jonah Hill and Whitney Cummings) [New]
ABC
8:00 PM The Middle [Season Premiere]
9:00 PM Modern Family [Season Premiere]
12:00 AM Jimmy Kimmel Live [New]
BET
12:00 AM The Wendy Williams Show (Roseanne Barr) [New]
Thursday, September 22nd
NBC
8:00 PM Community [Season Premiere]
8:30 PM Parks and Recreations [Season Premiere]
9:00 PM The Office [Season Premiere]
9:30 PM Whitney [Series Premiere]
11:35 PM Tonight Show with Jay Leno (Jamie Foxx) [New]
12:37 AM Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (Wyatt Cenac) [New]
CBS
8:00 – 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory [Two Episode Season Premiere]
12:37 AM Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (Chris Hardwick) [New]
FX
10:00 PM It’s Always Sunny in Philidelphia [New]
10:30 PM Archer [Part Two of “Heart of Archness”]
ABC
12:00 AM Jimmy Kimmel Live! [New]
Comedy Central
11:00 PM The Daily Show with Jon Stewart [New]
11:30 PM The Colbert Report [New]
TBS
11:00 PM Conan (Jonah Hill) [New]
Cartoon Network
12:15 AM NTSF: SD: SUV [New]
BET
12:00 AM The Wendy Williams Show (Jane Lynch) [New]
Friday, September 23rd
NBC
11:30 PM Tonight Show with Jay Leno (Maya Rudolph) [New]
12:37 AM Late Night with Jimmy Fallon [New]
CBS
12:37 AM Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson [New]
HBO
10:00 PM Real Time with Bill Maher [New]
E!
10:00 PM The Soup [New]
Saturday, September 24th
NBC
11:30 PM Saturday Night Live (Alec Baldwin) [Season Premiere]
BBC America
10:00 PM The Nerdist (Craig Ferguson) [Series Premiere]
10:30 PM Funny as Hell [Part Two of New Six Part Comedy Special]
Sunday, September 25th
FOX
8:00 PM The Simpsons [Season Premiere]
8:30 PM Cleveland Show [Season Premiere]
9:00 PM Family Guy [Season Premiere]
9:30 PM American Dad [Season Premiere]
Comedy Central
9:00 PM Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos [New Stand Up Special]
Cartoon Network
11:45PM Squidbillies [New]
