This week in People Thinking Onion Articles Are Real, people think an Onion article is real. The California Parenting Institute has been getting lots of calls from very worried parents after it was mentioned in the article “Study Finds Every Style Of Parenting Produces Disturbed, Miserable Adults.” On the one hand, that’s pretty sad. These parents just want to raise their kids to be happy! They’re blinded by their love for their children! On the other hand, it’s the Onion, it’s not real, stop being dumb, learn to use the Internet.