Oh hey, that Fred Durst CBS sitcom you wanted is on the way. You know, the one you are always dreaming about in which Fred Durst plays a “rock legend looking for balance between his high profile lifestyle and trying to raise a family.” It’s even named Douchebag, like you suggested, as sort of a wink to his public persona. Why you are shaking your head and pretending you don’t know what I’m talking about? Are these all your friends? Do they know how much you love Fred Durst and want him to succeed in life? Good god, wait, don’t sprint out into traffic! Oh god, no!