As far as I’m concerned, November 4 can’t come fast enough. Giant Claymation penises, Santa’s spurting head wound, people of color and hand jobs in heaven are just some of the holiday delights featured in the Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas red-band trailer. Oh, and that little adorable high baby. The highest of babies! My only question is where the home-made peppermint fudge is Christopher Meloni? His conspicuous absence (at least to those who have seen the first two films) from the trailer makes me think he’ll be playing Yahweh. As it should be.