

Fresh meat! Fresh meat!
What a gross way of referring to new women on a TV show. But this show, more than any other Housewives franchise, desperately needs an infusion of new characters who aren’t tragic or boring. So throw that raw steak into the tiger cage! In fact, throw in two raw steaks. One with a broken leg and one with a big mouth, wearing a tiara!
Julie Klausner is the author of the book I Don’t Care About Your Band and the host of the podcast “How Was Your Week.”