For those of you who replied about my suicide cult email, thank you so much for RSVPing, but it turns out Fox has renewed The Simpsons for two more seasons. So now I have to find out if Costco will take back a full pallet of Kool-Aid mix. Mondays! Apparently the Simpsons’ newly signed contract will bring the show up to 559 episodes by 2014. Though it’s not confirmed, it is believed the cast agreed to the 45% pay cut Fox had required them to take, which we all kind of assumed they would anyway. “Woo Hoo! I outlasted Andy Rooney,” Homer replied in a statement. And I can’t find the receipt so I guess I just have to keep this somewhere. Argh! Kool-Aid mix should keep for two years, right?