Genius readers Asterios and Justine followed our Halloween costume advice and went as a supernatural Whitney billboard. Nothing is a lovelier holiday ritual for a couple than dressing as a kinda-bored man and the evil vampiric shrew who wants to eat that man’s eyeballs. Anyone else dare to try out a comedy costume this year? It’s not too late! Halloween is just boo-ginning. (I will not apologize for that joke, and frankly, I should not be expected to.)
