Conan Continues NYC Adventures With The Reformed Non-Masturbating Bear

A visit home means a visit with old friends. A time to catch up, see how they’re doing, tell them how you’re doing. What’s going on with the kids? How’s work? It’s a time to enjoy their company, and pray fervently that they don’t rip off their clothes and start masturbating in the sky to clown music. Ugh, they do this every time! But to be completely honest, isn’t that why you guys are friends in the first place? Oh, you two.

Conan Continues NYC Adventures With The Reformed […]