People has bestowed upon the male cast members of Parks & Recreation the most noble honor out there: Sexiest Man Alive. Treat yo’self to watching Aziz Ansari talk about his hair (“Take the softest thing you’ve ever felt in your life. Multiply that by a million. You’re not even close to how soft it is.”) or Nick Offerman’s discussion of his perfect date (it involves capturing and slaying an animal in the forest). Adam Scott and Chris Pratt are in the mix too, which begs the obvious question, what about Jerry?