This Funny or Die video starring Paul Scheer as Nickelback’s agent asks the brave question, “Would Detroit be happier with a band made up of Tom Selleck, Alice Cooper and Robocop than they are with Nickelback playing for their Thanksgiving game?” Say what you want about their music, but Nickelback has a) a sense of humor about themselves and b) amazing hair. And c) a tender, gentle, loving way with goats. Also, you gotta love that dramatic musical cue at the mention of - no! - an online petition. Even Dave Coulier can’t solve that.