Come ON, Rob Riggle. So you’re a Marine and a former SNL cast member and Daily Show correspondent, and you also can just bend metal at will like you’re Magneto or something? That’s the story? Pffff. Whatever, Riggle. We’ve seen this all before. Let me guess, you’re also a classically-trained chef? You’ve competed in the US Open in Men’s Singles tennis? You speak fluent Japanese? You go to dinner with Madonna? You got a 2400 on your SATs? You designed a line of combat fatigues that Anna Wintour loved? You were Google’s first outside investor? You never sunburn? Stop bragging, Riggle. We don’t care.
