“Clear the gangplank! WIFE! Pink alert! All hands on deck! Wife! Aaaahhhh! Hoist the mainsails! WIIIIFE!” - Robert California, if The Office were a giant ship. If the whole of Thursday’s episode features the frantic energy of James Spader in this 50-second preview, someone is going to have a heart attack. And it won’t be Kevin. Maura Tierney looks perfectly unscary as Mrs. Robert California, but I’m sure she’s got some secret laser beams coming out of her body somewhere. ‘Cause she’s a wiiiiiife!