Well, this is incredible. In a new segment called “Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - 2012 End of Times,” the Colbert Report uncovers some very suspicious goings-on behind the harmless facade of the Denver International Airport. If you ask me, this whole video is a conspiracy. Right at the moment I was wondering how long it would take for someone to release a remixed version of Third Eagle of the Apocalypse William Tapley saying the word “phallic” over and over while playing a Casio in front of a gentle waterfall, IT HAPPENED (kind of). That’s a little trick we in the conspiracy industry like to call MIND CONTROL. Be warned!
