Are you ready for the ultimate in Friday evening whatthefuckery? Then please press play on this video, entitled “Mega Upload Song,” in which some of the biggest names in music and husband-divorcing profess their love for file-sharing download site megaupload.com. From Kanye to Kim, from will.i.am to Diddy, from Alicia Keys to Chris Brown, this insane four-minute music video is full of random people who are shilling for the Internet site because … well, who the hell knows? Surely, megaupload.com didn’t have enough cash to pick up this many paid endorsements, right? If you figure it out, please let us know, and if (in an unfortunate side effect) you get the “Mega Upload Song” stuck in your head, there’s always a club remix.