Oh, just your weekly reminder that Louis C.K. is fantastic, in the form of an essay about how “the next Steve Jobs will be a chick.” Given his appreciation for ladies’ talents at listening, toothbrushing, and being fun to hang out with, it’s kind of amazing that Louis doesn’t have ninety women trailing him every time he leaves the house. I mean, how long will it take for someone to start photoshopping quotes from this article onto soulful pictures of Louis C.K.’s face? Am I gonna have to do this myself? Because I will.