Jesus, Louie. Are you TRYING to aggravate us by being so incredibly perfect? The real charitable thing would be to tone down your amazingness and give the rest of us a chance, Mother Teresa. What, what do we got, frickin’ Maimonedes over here? Randy Cohen, The Ethicist? “I’m Louie, I’m sooooo funny and goodhearted, la la la.” Puke. (I’m just kidding Louis C.K. is the best forever and we should all try to emulate him in everything we do.)
Update: see below for the charities he’s chosen.