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Last Night on Late Night: Paula Abdul Walked Off Stage, Then Sought Comfort on Simon Cowell’s Lap

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the late-night host confronted the X Factor judges about the excruciating elimination of Rachel Crow last week, a decision that not only disgusted him but also led him to question a possible scheme to beat Simon Cowell’s contestants. “Because Paula, both of yours deserved to go,” he said, at which the slur-prone Paula left the stage only to return and seek comfort on Simon’s lap. “Something has had to have happened to you two sexually,” Kimmel then quipped. Plus: Scarlett Johansson believes her nude photo leak is linked to the Murdoch phone-hacking scandal in a global media conspiracy on the “Interweb”; and Rob Lowe is sure Charlie Sheen has “a moneymaking horseshoe up his ass.” Watch our compilation to see what you missed.

Paula Abdul Walked Off Stage, Then Sat on Simon Cowell’s Lap