So, uh, the first trailer for The Three Stooges is out. I don’t know what we were expecting for this remake, but if it was anything other than hot nuns, LOTS of eye-poking, and lobsters crawling down people’s pants, we were gravely mistaken. Will Sasso, Chris Diamantopoulos, and Sean Hayes also speak like they’re cruelly making fun of their accent coach, an effeminate 1930s newsboy recently transported to the present. (Side note: doesn’t Chris Diamantopoulos look like Thin Nathan Lane with the Moe wig on?) Oh, and Snooki’s in it.