The mansion on American Horror Story has been awfully crammed with ghosts as of late, but in real life, the Los Angeles property is empty and on the market. The $4.5 million house boasts six bedrooms and five bathrooms, though alas, Horror Story’s inept Marcy is not the real-estate agent handling the sale (instead it’s someone named Joe Babajian, which implies an Armenian ethnicity that we feel would just delight Marcy), nor is a nosy Jessica Lange living next door (unless you have the millions to facilitate that, too). Still, what an opportunity to buy up one of L.A.’s spookiest, wackiest homes! You’re (not) gonna regret it!
