Chris Rock said this week that he’s “been trying to get Chappelle to go on tour,” partly inspired by Kanye West and Jay-Z’s recent collaboration. They could call it Watch the Mic, or something better than that. Names aside, this partnership would be apocalyptically good. Like, I would fear for the safety of the world if the comic power of these two people were released onto one stage. First the tides would start changing extra fast, and then the sun would inch closer to the Earth, and there would be snow in June and swarms of locusts in March. March would come after June. That’s how fucked up things would get.