Charlie Sheen’s new show Anger Management is premiering on FX in June, and Russell Brand’s late night series Strangely Uplifting will begin in April. By far the most frightening piece of news here is that if the first ten episode stretch of Anger Management does well enough, “it will trigger a 90-episode pickup.” 90?! Dear God! The humanity! It’s like FX is a Bond villain who’s rigged up some doomsday device that will destroy all of Tokyo if enough people insult his moustache. We have to be strong, America. We can’t watch this show’s first ten episodes unless we want Charlie Sheen to be ranting and raving on TV for all of eternity.