John Mulaney Could Teach Ice-T a Thing or Two About Anal Contusions

John Mulaney took the stage on Conan last night and got back to his roots: talking about Law & Order. More specifically, Law & Order: SVU and Ice-T’s bafflement at elementary concepts of sexual crimes. USA should really work something out with John Mulaney, because I’d be about 90 times more likely to watch an SVU marathon if he were hosting and making fun of it during commercial breaks.

John Mulaney Could Teach Ice-T a Thing or Two About […]