Somewhere, right now, someone is writing lines for all eight major Arrested Development characters to say to each other. Can you even stand it? Or are you literally not able to stand because your body has thrown itself to the floor, wracked with joyful convulsions at the mere thought that the full cast of the series will be back for the new season on Netflix, along with the show’s original writers? I will take your silence as a tacit affirmative response to that last question. That’s it. Deep breaths.