Donald Trump learned how to use his computer’s video camera yesterday to deliver an opinion that nobody asked for about Sacha Baron Cohen’s red carpet stunt this weekend. He calls the act “disgraceful” and claims that if the security guard standing by had been “real security,” Cohen would be in the hospital. Now, I haven’t been to security school, but I’m pretty sure “Awards Show Detail” doesn’t mean you’re supposed to punch people enough times to send them to the ER when all they do is get someone’s suit messy (as part of a joke that the Academy knew was coming, no less). Luckily for America, Trump is also thoughtful enough to include his views on the Vanity Fair party and how it’s “symblematic” of larger problems. Looks like we’ve got another candidate to replace Andy Rooney.