Dan Aykroyd has finally woken up and smelled the roses, who happen to be wearing a perfume called Eau de Bill Murray Will Never Do Ghostbusters 3. “It’s a surety that Bill Murray will not do the movie,” he said. “However, there is still interest from the studio.” He also promises that even in the case of a Murrayless threequel, “We’re not going to do a movie that exploits the franchise. The script has to be perfect.” Perfect, eh? Well, considering that two scripts have already been attempted, those standards should ensure that this will-they-make-it saga continues until we are all real ghosts, just waiting to be busted by the next generation.