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Tonight marks Lindsay Lohan’s umpteenth “last chance,” according to this brief Vulture history, starting out with her hosting Saturday Night Live (where she plans to not only make fun of her own spiral-of-shame lifestyle, but do it in song) and followed by her Lifetime movie role as Elizabeth Taylor. Now she can add another acting gig to her comeback tour, this time in a “sexual thriller” to be produced by the man behind Madonna’s messy W.E. feature film and directed by the Swedish music video master responsible for Robbie Williams’s “She’s Madonna” and Madonna’s “Hung Up.” The Post, which broke the news, had little else to add, but we predict this is all part of a diabolical scheme to make a Lindsay-as-Madonna biopic in the near future.
