Right, so, Keanu Reeves told us all about the time travel plot points of the third Bill & Ted movie back in April, right? And that there’d be a draft of the script in six weeks, yeah? And now it’s like…40-something weeks later, man, but there’s finally a finished script, and it’s so righteous that it’s even, like, making me talk in this sorta annoying stoner argot, which means it’s gotta be really righteous. Give this thing the green light, already, studios. Man. Also, studios, while you’re here, could I get maybe, ah, a glass of water or something? Water would taste really good right now.
