LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 14: Actor Topher Grace arrives at the 2012 Art of Elysium Heaven Gala at Union Station on January 14, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images for Art of Elysium)
Photo: John Shearer/2012 Getty Images
Topher Grace held a special screening last night in Los Angeles for a film he didn’t direct, star in, or produce … in fact, it’s guaranteed to never reach theaters. According to Slashfilm, Grace decided recently to edit all three Star Wars prequels into a single, 85-minute movie, but unlike other scissor-happy Star Wars devotees who upload their wares to YouTube, Grace premiered his cut to an audience of actors, producers, director, and writers. Entitled Star Wars: Episode III.5: The Editor Strikes Back, the Grace cut begins with the climactic Darth Maul flight in Episode I, cuts Jake Lloyd from the movie altogether, and reduces Jar-Jar to a single line. Laura Prepon, let this serve as a necessary kick in the ass to finish your Indiana Jones supercut.