30 Rock’s Jenna Maroney is anything but subtle. Each week the self-centered star co-star of The Girlie Show TGS With Tracy Jordan unapologetically begs for attention to prove how not D-list she is, even though she’s lucky to be on the D-list on a good day. After a close watching of six seasons of her mentally unstable boasting, we’ve learned a lot about her star-studded past, including her famous buddies (Gilbert Gottfried! O.J. Simpson! Charlie from “Charlie Bit My Finger!”), her nemeses (Raven-Symoné, Gina Gershon, and that woman from the Progressive commercials), and former sexual partners (Tony Shalhoub, Roseanne and Tom Arnold, and two Backstreet Boys.) But we’re particularly interested in Jenna’s on-and-off romance with Mickey Rourke: Sure, he’s not a look-alike, but we still think there’s a spark there that hasn’t yet been entirely extinguished.
