Well, I Know What Nightmare I’ll Be Having Tonight

Voila! It’s been 13 years, but that apple pie finally enacted its disgusting, horrifying revenge on Jason Biggs. Thank you, American Reunion and Funny or Die, for giving all of us pastry-themed night terrors that will surely endure for 13 more years to come. At which point we’ll recover just in time to watch American Nursing Home in theaters.

Well, I Know What Nightmare I’ll Be Having Tonight