The darkest things about Will Ferrell in this profile are that Joan Rivers accused him of being rude once and that he doesn’t love Chihuahuas. Also that sometimes his pants and shoes don’t match. Honestly, it is shocking that any human being could be this untroubled, let alone one in comedy. “I just make a decision and go and feel good about it,” he says of his choice to star in Casa de Mi Padre. Right! Of course! That’s what we all do! Who said anything about agonizing for days over the smallest decisions, going back and forth a thousand times and then obsessing for months afterward, plagued by the knowledge that we made a huge mistake and will never know how things would have turned out otherwise? Not us! We are just like you, Will Ferrell. We don’t like chihuahuas.