Did Will Ferrell pay for that fancy-ass SAT tutor so you could not get into college, son? No sir. Did he spend all those hours working on American History flashcards with you and pick up trash outside the old folks’ home for you not to put that on your application? I don’t think so, buddy. And is he starring in the movie adaptation of Andrew Ferguson’s Crazy U: One Dad’s Crash Course in Getting His Kid Into College so that you’ll stay out late watching it with your no-goodnik friends instead of conjugating your French verbs when you know perfectly well the AP test is TOMORROW morning at 9AM? Well, yes, technically. That one is an affirmative.