How do you want How I Met Your Mother to end? I’m hoping it goes like this: “And that’s how I met your brother. We saw him in the window of the orphanage. Oh! Have I been saying, ‘mother’ this whole time? Ooops. I just met her through friends. No, not those friends. Just friends from work. We got drinks a couple times and on our fourth date we went to that Italian place we took you two to the last time we were in the city. Anyway, your brother is adopted.” Jason Segel has a slightly different idea and it may or may not involve machine guns (Hear is answer at the 3:55 mark).