Last night on Late Night, Judd Apatow confessed he’s jealous of Jimmy Fallon. He not only covets the talk show host’s guests, but also his ability to get Bruce Springsteen to don stupid hats. Plus: On Conan, Aziz Ansari had an admission of brotherly love. Last month at Brad Pitt’s Make It Right charity fund-raiser, Ansari had witnessed Seal’s poetic pick-up style, which had even gotten the comedian all hot and bothered: “Oh my God, Seal,” Ansari exclaimed as he clutched his heart. “I want to fuck you! Wow!” He then proceeded to croon a hypothetical conversation with Seal to the tune of “Kiss from a Rose”: “Now that the chicken is through, the rice joins my food on the plaaaate. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yummmmm.” Also, Sofia Vergara attempted a cowboy accent; and Zac Efron, Jennie Garth, and Jay Leno had a mini-kerfuffle over miniature horses. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.