Follow Friday: @FranGillespie

Everybody is a comedian on Twitter, but only a select few are worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh. You’re welcome.

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Fran Gillespie has been performing at the UCB Theatre since 2004, and dropping funny bombs on Twitter since 2011. Unfortunately most of the world isn’t familiar with Gillespie yet, because she’s being typecast as “girl who doesn’t get the part.”

Fran recognizes the potential transformative power that sports can have.

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Gillespie calls out her selfish brother when necessary.

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She notices disturbing trends.

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Fran’s phone cuts through the crap.

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Gillespie can be picky.

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But she can make lemonade from really depressing lemons.

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Fran figured out why Jeff and Stan Van Gundy always look the way they do.

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The folks at Starbucks have a special nickname for her.

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It wouldn’t be a Follow Friday if there wasn’t a tweet that savagely describes Twitter in a nutshell.

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Gillespie knows her biology.

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She spelled out the unfair economic disparity in the United States better that Occupy Wall Street ever could.

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Fran knows what your patch of grass needs to be considered a park.

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You get four goats if you marry her.

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But it might be too late.

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She’s an expert on Billy Bush.

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Fran has good vision. To a fault.

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She has an epitaph prepared.

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Roger Cormier had his name legally changed from Human Garbage.

Follow Friday: @FranGillespie