Though the official word was that G.I. Joe: Retaliation was pushed back in order to add 3-D, Deadline reports that the real reason for the delay was the original movie’s total lack of Channing Tatum. (Spoiler alert: He dies, and fast.) Paramount is apparently “reworking” the movie to include more Channing, as God and the box office intended. High five to the Paramount exec who caught this one.