New Girl’s Max Greenfield guest edited Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop this week. Weird, right? The result is so delightfully self-serious with quotes like: “I take a deep breath in and I realize that in this moment I am fine and everything is okay. More importantly, I am reminded that my A.P.C. jeans are so perfectly worn in that they are appropriate for any season and I am suddenly at ease.” And: “A trouser that lets people know you’re down to party in the classiest way possible.” And lastly: “I love Jonathan Adler but more importantly I love throws.” Read more here; you won’t be disappointed.