Everybody is a comedian on Twitter, but only a select few are worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh. You’re welcome.
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John Moe will always be known as the inventor of #ghostcatchers, an incredibly stupid and brilliant twitter hashtag that parodies the stupid and brilliant Ghostbusters theme song.
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And there are many more where that came from. However @JohnMoe is more than just Bernie Taupin’s biggest competition - he’s the man behind McSweeney’s Pop Song Correspondences series, the host of the Minnesota Public Radio bimonthly live show Wits and one of the world’s greatest fathers.
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John Moe has nothing to hide.
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He empathizes.
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Even with felt.
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John unearthed the actual meaning behind a Peter Gabriel classic.
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Moe isn’t afraid of anthropomorphic gum.
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He knows how Eric Clapton can earn some extra cash.
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John knows how to stick it to teenager deities.
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Moe is the most legit Bruce Springsteen fan in the world.
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He figured out Steven Tyler.
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John moonlights as a sports reporter.
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He wishes the postgame press conferences weren’t so redundant.
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Moe can see into Fun.’s future.
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He has the best excuse in the world for not returning your emails.
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John can probably use some self-esteem.
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Roger Cormier is the wacky neighbor in your multi-camera life.
