Ok, so this is really a movie. Here Comes the Boom is basically Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (or as I like to call it Sister Act 2: More Sisters, Less Acting) but instead of Whoopi trying to save a school’s chorus, it’s Kevin James fighting mix martial arts fights to save a school’s arts(?) programs. (So, was the title Arts & Martial Arts already taken?) “What are you teaching these kids if you go through with this?” “What am I teaching them if I don’t?” You’re hopefully teaching them Biology! Because you are a biology teacher! TEACH BIOLOGY!