A couple weeks ago, Jorma Taccone said that they were seriously talking about doing a MacGruber sequel. This was great news for people who liked funny things and sex scenes. But then this happened at a press conference for That’s My Boy:
Will Forte: As for MacGruber 2, it’s very much in the works. We’re just… no, I’m kidding. Jorma mentioned it. He was really tired one morning giving an interview, and he said something stupid about it. Believe me, we would love… we had so much fun doing that. We’re proud of it, and we jokingly talk about the sequel all the time. But I don’t think anybody in their right mind would give us any money for it. If somebody gives us money for it—Andy Samberg: I’ll give you a thousand bucks right now.Will Forte: There is going to be a MacGruber 2, then. Funded by Andy Samberg.Andy Samberg: On a flipcam.
No!!!!!!! Sure, no one in their right mind would give them the money but what about people in their wrong mind? Eccentric billionaires just don’t fund enough comedy sequels these days (OBAMA). Ok, I have a plan: 1) Buy some celery. 2) Stick a stalk of said celery in your butt. 3) Mail that stalk to every billionaire you know (yes, EVERY billionaire, even that one) with a note that reads, “You know what to do. Or else I’ll stalk you.” 4. Sit back and get pumped for the inevitable MacGruber sequel.