It’s too bad that comedians aren’t constantly giving commencement speeches because they are great at it. Steve Carell is the most recent example of this phenomenon. He focused his speech on the youth’s dependence on technology: “Have we lost touch with our simpler selves? I believe we have. And by we, I mean you.” Perfection. Someone in the audience bootlegged the thing, so the quality isn’t the best; however, on the bright side, you get to learn what the laugh of a Princeton graduate sounds like.